Name That Tune
I know I usually get on my virtual email and Internet podium and spout off for a few minutes about some silly thing I see going on in society and/or man-woman relationships but, this week is different. I’m here to inform and enlighten! So, everyone knows that song “Superman Dat Ho”, right? You know the one! It got the hottest multi-step dance since the Electric Slide and the Cha-Cha Slide. But, I digress, let’s get into it! Do y’all really know what “Superman Dat Ho” means? I know I didn’t and the answer is some of the most shocking and funniest shit I’ve heard since I first learned what a “Dirty Sanchez” is or when my boy told me about “Riding The Bull”.
So here’s the deal. Most dudes (myself included) has been in the situation when you’ve been trying all night to sleep with a certain young lady. Y’all have been messing around for hours and you’ve tried everything from “I’ll still respect you in the morning” to “Just let me put the head in” but she keeps shutting you down hard like a faulty car trunk. Well, according to our songwriter/rapper Soldija Boy, now’s the time to give up and “Superman Dat Ho”!!! I’ll try to keep this as clean as possible for those of you who read this at work So basically, you let her fall asleep and you commence to “take things into your own hands”, you know, make it a party for one! Hopefully you catch my drift by now. You then “release” on her back while she’s sleeping. Next, you take the sheets and cover her up with your little soldiers still on her back. What happens next is actually the funny part! Throughout the night, your liquid love will dry and wind up sticking the sheet to that lovely lady’s back. When she awakens the next morning, she’ll stand up with a sheet stuck to her back like a cape! My friend, you have just Supermanned dat ho!!! LOL LOL LOL It don’t get any better than that. I will say that I’ve never done it but, I can’t front, I kinda want to now LOL LOL!!! She has a cape!!! LMBAO! Are you kidding me?!?! Even funnier is that, I came across this little jewel of information cuz my boy B-Hop found out from his teenage cousin! The dude, Soldija Boy, who sings this song is 16!!! What the hell is going on with youth! In the words of Jay-Z, “I’m afraid for the future…”
Keenan “Ain’t There A Spiderman Dance Also? Hmmm” Davis
So here’s the deal. Most dudes (myself included) has been in the situation when you’ve been trying all night to sleep with a certain young lady. Y’all have been messing around for hours and you’ve tried everything from “I’ll still respect you in the morning” to “Just let me put the head in” but she keeps shutting you down hard like a faulty car trunk. Well, according to our songwriter/rapper Soldija Boy, now’s the time to give up and “Superman Dat Ho”!!! I’ll try to keep this as clean as possible for those of you who read this at work So basically, you let her fall asleep and you commence to “take things into your own hands”, you know, make it a party for one! Hopefully you catch my drift by now. You then “release” on her back while she’s sleeping. Next, you take the sheets and cover her up with your little soldiers still on her back. What happens next is actually the funny part! Throughout the night, your liquid love will dry and wind up sticking the sheet to that lovely lady’s back. When she awakens the next morning, she’ll stand up with a sheet stuck to her back like a cape! My friend, you have just Supermanned dat ho!!! LOL LOL LOL It don’t get any better than that. I will say that I’ve never done it but, I can’t front, I kinda want to now LOL LOL!!! She has a cape!!! LMBAO! Are you kidding me?!?! Even funnier is that, I came across this little jewel of information cuz my boy B-Hop found out from his teenage cousin! The dude, Soldija Boy, who sings this song is 16!!! What the hell is going on with youth! In the words of Jay-Z, “I’m afraid for the future…”
Keenan “Ain’t There A Spiderman Dance Also? Hmmm” Davis
posted by Daze at
4:21 PM
5 Comments:
Uh, Keenan, sex with a woman who is sleeping and has not given her consent is RAPE. So after raping the girl dudue leaves DNA evidence. Sounds pretty stupid to me. A lot of brothas are about to catch a case if they decide to "Superman dat hoe".
Mocha Momma, you didn't read it well enough...i was trying not to be too explicit so, you might've missed exactly what it is to Superman a ho...basically you're jerking off while she's sleep and cumming on her back. That's not rape.
And most importantly, these is just jokes, mami...so remember, sleep on your back and you won't have these problems
That shit was Hee-Larry-Re-Us.
-DivineLavender
it really don't get any funnier than that, does it DivineLavendar??? LOL LOL
It doesn't...It doesn't!
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